it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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