she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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