yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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