it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
