Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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