But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
