sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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