check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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