you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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