So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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