Buhtt sex?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
