yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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