is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I AM VODKA MAN
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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