i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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