just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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