But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
