Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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