Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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