They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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