maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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