also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
