every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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