it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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