Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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