D3 body, D1 cock
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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