She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
