Rock
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Fuck
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You are a genius and a whore.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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