so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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