I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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