So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
