your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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