it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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