Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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