He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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