If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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