pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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