I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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