So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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