Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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