Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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