No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
