She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Boobs speak an international language.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
