it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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