Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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