I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You are a genius and a whore.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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