Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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