that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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