if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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