Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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