Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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