Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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