whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
the gays at disneyland are vicious
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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