is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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