Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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